All right, I suppose it's time to tell you why I haven't updated you since freshman year.
Believe it or not, the CIA found out about my blog and had to clear it, because I was 'releasing inside information to the civilian population'.
Who knew those stuffy agents cared about Victoria's current hair color?
Apart from this, I must tell you the latest! You've missed out on the sophomore year drama but maybe that's for the best; it was a pretty wild one.
Icky Vicky once again put our Larry under her spell, from the beginning of last year. Most people ask why I even care who he dates, but wouldn't you mind if one best guy pal thought it was normal to play tonsil tennis with Normal Society's Enemy Numero Uno? Luck has it for me, though! I've just received word that my dear friend broke it off. Not only this, but the red head from hell has a new boytoy! She doesn't waste daylight, now does she?
Jake, a little flame I had the beginning of freshman year, also fell into the clutches of an evil source. This one is a little too dumb for her own good. Gabriella, most likely the least-intelligent sixteen year old to roam this planet must've hypnotized Jake or something, because they lasted a whole three months! *rolls eyes* Trust me, it felt much longer. The little skank dumped him because she was afraid she'd cheat on him over the summer. Hellooo, does it get any sluttier than that??
My twinsie Aly and her boy, William are currently inseperable. How he manages to put up with her insanity is beyond me. In fact, how SHE manages to deal with his utter grossness and annoyance is beyond me. But it's my sister and we ALL know how stubborn she is.
The absolute latest that most everyone at Noble Duplicity hasn't even heard yet? This little bit revolves around Ashleigh and Garrett. Ashleigh took a trip back to her old home up in Michigan to visit her old friends. Her exboyfriend Mitch lives there as well, so guess where ol' Ash decided to stay for her nights? Yes, of course, she stayed her days and nights at Mitch's house... then wonders how she accidentally managed to spend the night with him, thus cheating on Garrett.
And WOAH was this blow-up a doozie! Ashleigh denied it all to Garrett, even though Ash's friends told him it was true. They broke up... for a whole five hours? Yep, he took her lying ass back. Better yet, he's cheated on her before too! You know what they say; the couple that cheats together, stays together.
I'm looking forward to school starting. The first month always goes okay, with whispers about summer flings, back-to-school antics, and then there's the freshman to mess with. But once things get rolling, knives starting slashes, nails come out, and BAM... jealous spy boys are the best :)
Love to all
xoxo
Friday, July 23, 2010
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Aw, thanks Beth! I just realized that someone actually does read my blog. Maybe I should post more... so here's the latest!
Remember the Barbies? One of them besides still obsessing over what's-his-face has pretty much fallen off the radar while the other made quite an impression with her new style. It shocked all when we discovered that there's a new doll at school... EMO BARBIE! Yes, she officially looks like Little Jenny Humphrey on the bad side with a touch of mad makeup. I mean, I knew she liked Gossip Girl but making yourself look like material for our new kid, Emo Guy? All she needs now are the wrist cuts.
Speaking of new kids, our latest is... well I don't know his name and quite frankly could care less. Let's just refer to him as Emo Freak. Anywhoo I swear he spends more time on his hair than I do while getting ready for a date. Seriously. It's a little creepy. But we do know this about him: he likes Miranda and... *drumroll please* Victoria. Yeah, you read right. Worst part? She flirts right back. Can you say "EWWW!!"! Hey maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go after hs own kind, Emo Barbie.
Hmm so speaking of guys that like Miranda, traiterous Larry has aimed his obsessions at her. Here's a quote "I'm not obsessed, I'm devoted."
No more comment.
Oh and Larry changed his name to Szanderz Larry Zimbabwe.
Again, no comment.
The basketball team has been a little crazy. My own sister, Lucy, is on the team and has been sucked in by their creepiness. Lunch together every Wednesday? Hanging at each other's houses? Matching jewelry? Boycotting dress code to wear basketball jerseys? Yeah, some heads are gonna roll if they keep that up.
SHAKESPEARE PARTS ARE GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES!!!
FINALLY!!!
And one more thing for you to ponder until I get around to posting next... what's up with Genevieve and Adrian?? A little romance??
Remember the Barbies? One of them besides still obsessing over what's-his-face has pretty much fallen off the radar while the other made quite an impression with her new style. It shocked all when we discovered that there's a new doll at school... EMO BARBIE! Yes, she officially looks like Little Jenny Humphrey on the bad side with a touch of mad makeup. I mean, I knew she liked Gossip Girl but making yourself look like material for our new kid, Emo Guy? All she needs now are the wrist cuts.
Speaking of new kids, our latest is... well I don't know his name and quite frankly could care less. Let's just refer to him as Emo Freak. Anywhoo I swear he spends more time on his hair than I do while getting ready for a date. Seriously. It's a little creepy. But we do know this about him: he likes Miranda and... *drumroll please* Victoria. Yeah, you read right. Worst part? She flirts right back. Can you say "EWWW!!"! Hey maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go after hs own kind, Emo Barbie.
Hmm so speaking of guys that like Miranda, traiterous Larry has aimed his obsessions at her. Here's a quote "I'm not obsessed, I'm devoted."
No more comment.
Oh and Larry changed his name to Szanderz Larry Zimbabwe.
Again, no comment.
The basketball team has been a little crazy. My own sister, Lucy, is on the team and has been sucked in by their creepiness. Lunch together every Wednesday? Hanging at each other's houses? Matching jewelry? Boycotting dress code to wear basketball jerseys? Yeah, some heads are gonna roll if they keep that up.
SHAKESPEARE PARTS ARE GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES!!!
FINALLY!!!
And one more thing for you to ponder until I get around to posting next... what's up with Genevieve and Adrian?? A little romance??
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Discouraging but I'm to Blame I Suppose
Looking back even though I've barely posted, the only comments I have gotten are by my sister's stalker. Very discouraging even though, yeah, I've only posted four times. Well opera is coming up and we all now there's usually more drama in classes then the actual performance. I'll be posting within the next week with the NDAA opera gossip.
Check back later. ~ Isabella
Check back later. ~ Isabella
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Ok, ok, ok...
Ok I feel bad for not keeping my word to write. It took me a while; hey, I have midterms. Speaking of school, i have been ceaselessly annoyed lately by the unwashed miscreants that go to Noble Duplicity. Well, maybe besides James Cambridge but that's another gossip post ;-), for another day. So as I was saying, the unwashed miscreants have been annoying me recently. Here are my fifteen reasons why:
Fifteen Reasons Why I Hate The Teenage Male Species
1. They think they’re God’s greatest gift to Earth and humankind.
2. They think they can use girls as ego boosters and basically trophies which is so nineteenth century, fellas. There’s a thing called suffrage and equal rights nowadays. That isn’t going to change as you get older.
3. Just as well they think they can cheat on their girlfriends without remorse which is pathetically awful.
4. They believe that only guys can break up with girls because they spaz when it’s the other way around. Get. A. Life.
5. All they EVER talk about is which girls at school are hot and who they want to sleep with, I swear to God! It’s so annoying! We don’t want to sleep with you! Don’t talk about it during chemistry class!
6. They think disgusting things such as war, farting, burping, and racism are hilarious. That’s ridiculous.
7. They have no self-respect or self-decency at least when they’re around their friends. Don’t be a Danny Zucko.
8. They laugh at the stupidest asinine retarded stuff. Hamsters, pencils on the floor, and lined notebook paper shouldn’t cause side-splitting laughter. If they do then I am way behind my generation. As well as every other female in this world. Well, maybe besides Veronica.
9. They think anyone who doesn’t blow off school or life is up-tight or bossy. What does that make you then? Slack-jawed losers?
10. They take no responsibility for their actions WHATSOEVER!
11. Hello, ever heard of chivalry? Oh yeah that’s right; it’s extinct. Thanks guys.
12. Hmmm, ever heard of being open-minded every once in a while? We’re smart, not single IQ level sea monkeys; we have good ideas.
13. They grow into men. No comment.
14. They always think we’re like, out to get them or something. Uh, sorry buddy but I really couldn’t give a crap about you enough to waste my precious time trying to get you in trouble.
15. THEY DON’T LISTEN!!!!!!
BONUS:
They’re like werewolves. Gross, hairy, temperamental, but quite pleasant… if IQs in the double digits I your kind of thing.
*PLEASE NOTE: If you are a teenage boy who does not atted Noble Duplicity, please don't take offense to this post. It only goes for the miscreant spy boys.*
So there you go. I have to go now because I'm watching Mission Impossible II in the lounge. We have to create a situation similar to the ones in the movie and create a way to solve it using new devices and high-tech gear... all that crap :P. Really us girls are just fawning over how hot Tommy Cruise's hair is. Yup, I called him Tommy. And the boys aren't very happy about it. Lol well I post hopefully in the near future with the gossip. Byes!
Noble Duplicity's Very Own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Fifteen Reasons Why I Hate The Teenage Male Species
1. They think they’re God’s greatest gift to Earth and humankind.
2. They think they can use girls as ego boosters and basically trophies which is so nineteenth century, fellas. There’s a thing called suffrage and equal rights nowadays. That isn’t going to change as you get older.
3. Just as well they think they can cheat on their girlfriends without remorse which is pathetically awful.
4. They believe that only guys can break up with girls because they spaz when it’s the other way around. Get. A. Life.
5. All they EVER talk about is which girls at school are hot and who they want to sleep with, I swear to God! It’s so annoying! We don’t want to sleep with you! Don’t talk about it during chemistry class!
6. They think disgusting things such as war, farting, burping, and racism are hilarious. That’s ridiculous.
7. They have no self-respect or self-decency at least when they’re around their friends. Don’t be a Danny Zucko.
8. They laugh at the stupidest asinine retarded stuff. Hamsters, pencils on the floor, and lined notebook paper shouldn’t cause side-splitting laughter. If they do then I am way behind my generation. As well as every other female in this world. Well, maybe besides Veronica.
9. They think anyone who doesn’t blow off school or life is up-tight or bossy. What does that make you then? Slack-jawed losers?
10. They take no responsibility for their actions WHATSOEVER!
11. Hello, ever heard of chivalry? Oh yeah that’s right; it’s extinct. Thanks guys.
12. Hmmm, ever heard of being open-minded every once in a while? We’re smart, not single IQ level sea monkeys; we have good ideas.
13. They grow into men. No comment.
14. They always think we’re like, out to get them or something. Uh, sorry buddy but I really couldn’t give a crap about you enough to waste my precious time trying to get you in trouble.
15. THEY DON’T LISTEN!!!!!!
BONUS:
They’re like werewolves. Gross, hairy, temperamental, but quite pleasant… if IQs in the double digits I your kind of thing.
*PLEASE NOTE: If you are a teenage boy who does not atted Noble Duplicity, please don't take offense to this post. It only goes for the miscreant spy boys.*
So there you go. I have to go now because I'm watching Mission Impossible II in the lounge. We have to create a situation similar to the ones in the movie and create a way to solve it using new devices and high-tech gear... all that crap :P. Really us girls are just fawning over how hot Tommy Cruise's hair is. Yup, I called him Tommy. And the boys aren't very happy about it. Lol well I post hopefully in the near future with the gossip. Byes!
Noble Duplicity's Very Own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Saturday, December 20, 2008
The holidays are here...
Oh have I got some gossip for you.
Christmas is just around the corner and some people are getting more than they bargained for. Let’s begin with fellow freshmen Larry and Victoria. Icky Vicky has decided once again to turn her attentions on poor Larry. When will the red-head finally unclasp her hold on him and officially move on? Who knows, but until then Larry can be seen heading for the hills whenever she shows her pasty made-up face. Needless to say, it’s all his fault for playing along at the beginning of the year. I give zero sympathy.
One of the Barbies, Veronica, has lost all of the miniscule amounts of respect we had for her. She decided to sit with the newbies one day and since then has been voted officially avoided. Now that the newbies have rejected her, she wants to hang with us again. Does the cold-shoulder not speak for itself, V? Someone please explain to her that if you turn your back on a Morrigan, you turn your back on civil society and the spy life itself.
Unfortunately I must go listen in for more gossip so I have to leave. I’ll be sure to give you the dish after the holidays when everyone returns from break. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year. You know you love me.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Christmas is just around the corner and some people are getting more than they bargained for. Let’s begin with fellow freshmen Larry and Victoria. Icky Vicky has decided once again to turn her attentions on poor Larry. When will the red-head finally unclasp her hold on him and officially move on? Who knows, but until then Larry can be seen heading for the hills whenever she shows her pasty made-up face. Needless to say, it’s all his fault for playing along at the beginning of the year. I give zero sympathy.
One of the Barbies, Veronica, has lost all of the miniscule amounts of respect we had for her. She decided to sit with the newbies one day and since then has been voted officially avoided. Now that the newbies have rejected her, she wants to hang with us again. Does the cold-shoulder not speak for itself, V? Someone please explain to her that if you turn your back on a Morrigan, you turn your back on civil society and the spy life itself.
Unfortunately I must go listen in for more gossip so I have to leave. I’ll be sure to give you the dish after the holidays when everyone returns from break. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year. You know you love me.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Thursday, December 4, 2008
It's been a while...
You know you’ve missed me. So sorry I haven’t been on in a total of forever. I am so incredibly busy with school… and all the lovely drama. It may be getting colder outside but people here at NDAA are just starting to warm up to each other, if you know what I mean.
Remember our arguing Barbies? Not too much of a recent word on them. Veronica has kept her latest preferences on the DL and Robin appears to have fallen into a little trap I set up with the help of an anonymous friend on a school trip. If you want to interesting details be sure to ask. I’ll share the humor.
Ashleigh broke up with Mathieu. Finally. Too bad though, because both with the creepy spellings of their very common names, they made an adorably terrifying couple.
Heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee’s Johnny. We all know the newest addition to our academy who has been scaring people left and right with his amusement of his own name. Not only is he the newbie, but he’s also been spotted multiple times flirting with another newbie, Nora. Let’s just hope he really doesn’t live up to his creepy horror-movie name potential.
The other day some unnamed idiot thought it would be funny to hit on my little sister. Just a warning to all you guys at NDAA who actually read this blog, I pulled a gun on the last guy, so watch out. I’d really like Luciana to retain her childlike innocence for as far into her teen years as she can get. And I think my other sisters agree, so just be careful.
It’s late and I have a huge test in Classified Conduct tomorrow so I need my beauty rest. I’ll try to keep you up to date with the latest at NDAA. You know you love me for it.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Remember our arguing Barbies? Not too much of a recent word on them. Veronica has kept her latest preferences on the DL and Robin appears to have fallen into a little trap I set up with the help of an anonymous friend on a school trip. If you want to interesting details be sure to ask. I’ll share the humor.
Ashleigh broke up with Mathieu. Finally. Too bad though, because both with the creepy spellings of their very common names, they made an adorably terrifying couple.
Heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee’s Johnny. We all know the newest addition to our academy who has been scaring people left and right with his amusement of his own name. Not only is he the newbie, but he’s also been spotted multiple times flirting with another newbie, Nora. Let’s just hope he really doesn’t live up to his creepy horror-movie name potential.
The other day some unnamed idiot thought it would be funny to hit on my little sister. Just a warning to all you guys at NDAA who actually read this blog, I pulled a gun on the last guy, so watch out. I’d really like Luciana to retain her childlike innocence for as far into her teen years as she can get. And I think my other sisters agree, so just be careful.
It’s late and I have a huge test in Classified Conduct tomorrow so I need my beauty rest. I’ll try to keep you up to date with the latest at NDAA. You know you love me for it.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Hey Secret Sisterhood fans. Welcome to Noble Gossip your one and only source into the clandestine lives of the CIA’s future secret agents. Here, you can find out all you need and want to know about what really happens at Noble Duplicity Academy of the Arts. Even some things you don’t want to know. So let’s get started dishing all the dirt going around our lovely little academy.
There’s a little bit of rivalry going on between the two nagging blue-eyed blondes we all love to hate. Veronica and Robin both seem to have strong feelings for a specific Jerrold. Looks like a Barbie battle over Ken if you ask me. And I mean Ken in the worst possible way, like, post-Barbie.
Victoria and her recurring boyfriend Carle are going strong according to my sources. Little does this bitchy red-head know is that as soon as her knight in tin foil realizes there are other females at this school who don’t wear designer knock-offs, she’ll be kicked to the curb once again. Oh, won’t that be a Kodak moment? That isn’t the only rumored gossip with the star of the Wish-I’d-Never-Met club. According to my sources which are as a matter of fact directly from her (well, eavesdropping, ok?), one of her ex-boyfriends, Larry, still has feelings for her and is expressing them when they’re in private. I can’t wait for the day when someone, say, me, accidentally stumbles across them making out in a closet, with my camera phone at the ready.
Ashleigh was spotted buying more hair-dye in town on Saturday. It’s amazing her hair hasn’t fallen out by now or the National Guard hasn’t declared her a terrorist threat because of her visibility from Mars. My very own sister Alianne was caught breaking into the chemistry lab after midnight. Yes, you guessed right; she was looking for firecracker explosives. She’s also being virtually stalked (literally! on the internet!) by some psycho named Ethan. I bet anyone ten bucks he’ll post a comment on this blog before the month is out. Guaranteed.
That’s all for now. The school year’s just getting underway, after all. I’ll keep you posted on all the juicy rumors happening at NDAA.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
There’s a little bit of rivalry going on between the two nagging blue-eyed blondes we all love to hate. Veronica and Robin both seem to have strong feelings for a specific Jerrold. Looks like a Barbie battle over Ken if you ask me. And I mean Ken in the worst possible way, like, post-Barbie.
Victoria and her recurring boyfriend Carle are going strong according to my sources. Little does this bitchy red-head know is that as soon as her knight in tin foil realizes there are other females at this school who don’t wear designer knock-offs, she’ll be kicked to the curb once again. Oh, won’t that be a Kodak moment? That isn’t the only rumored gossip with the star of the Wish-I’d-Never-Met club. According to my sources which are as a matter of fact directly from her (well, eavesdropping, ok?), one of her ex-boyfriends, Larry, still has feelings for her and is expressing them when they’re in private. I can’t wait for the day when someone, say, me, accidentally stumbles across them making out in a closet, with my camera phone at the ready.
Ashleigh was spotted buying more hair-dye in town on Saturday. It’s amazing her hair hasn’t fallen out by now or the National Guard hasn’t declared her a terrorist threat because of her visibility from Mars. My very own sister Alianne was caught breaking into the chemistry lab after midnight. Yes, you guessed right; she was looking for firecracker explosives. She’s also being virtually stalked (literally! on the internet!) by some psycho named Ethan. I bet anyone ten bucks he’ll post a comment on this blog before the month is out. Guaranteed.
That’s all for now. The school year’s just getting underway, after all. I’ll keep you posted on all the juicy rumors happening at NDAA.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
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