Oh have I got some gossip for you.
Christmas is just around the corner and some people are getting more than they bargained for. Let’s begin with fellow freshmen Larry and Victoria. Icky Vicky has decided once again to turn her attentions on poor Larry. When will the red-head finally unclasp her hold on him and officially move on? Who knows, but until then Larry can be seen heading for the hills whenever she shows her pasty made-up face. Needless to say, it’s all his fault for playing along at the beginning of the year. I give zero sympathy.
One of the Barbies, Veronica, has lost all of the miniscule amounts of respect we had for her. She decided to sit with the newbies one day and since then has been voted officially avoided. Now that the newbies have rejected her, she wants to hang with us again. Does the cold-shoulder not speak for itself, V? Someone please explain to her that if you turn your back on a Morrigan, you turn your back on civil society and the spy life itself.
Unfortunately I must go listen in for more gossip so I have to leave. I’ll be sure to give you the dish after the holidays when everyone returns from break. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year. You know you love me.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
It's been a while...
You know you’ve missed me. So sorry I haven’t been on in a total of forever. I am so incredibly busy with school… and all the lovely drama. It may be getting colder outside but people here at NDAA are just starting to warm up to each other, if you know what I mean.
Remember our arguing Barbies? Not too much of a recent word on them. Veronica has kept her latest preferences on the DL and Robin appears to have fallen into a little trap I set up with the help of an anonymous friend on a school trip. If you want to interesting details be sure to ask. I’ll share the humor.
Ashleigh broke up with Mathieu. Finally. Too bad though, because both with the creepy spellings of their very common names, they made an adorably terrifying couple.
Heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee’s Johnny. We all know the newest addition to our academy who has been scaring people left and right with his amusement of his own name. Not only is he the newbie, but he’s also been spotted multiple times flirting with another newbie, Nora. Let’s just hope he really doesn’t live up to his creepy horror-movie name potential.
The other day some unnamed idiot thought it would be funny to hit on my little sister. Just a warning to all you guys at NDAA who actually read this blog, I pulled a gun on the last guy, so watch out. I’d really like Luciana to retain her childlike innocence for as far into her teen years as she can get. And I think my other sisters agree, so just be careful.
It’s late and I have a huge test in Classified Conduct tomorrow so I need my beauty rest. I’ll try to keep you up to date with the latest at NDAA. You know you love me for it.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Remember our arguing Barbies? Not too much of a recent word on them. Veronica has kept her latest preferences on the DL and Robin appears to have fallen into a little trap I set up with the help of an anonymous friend on a school trip. If you want to interesting details be sure to ask. I’ll share the humor.
Ashleigh broke up with Mathieu. Finally. Too bad though, because both with the creepy spellings of their very common names, they made an adorably terrifying couple.
Heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeeee’s Johnny. We all know the newest addition to our academy who has been scaring people left and right with his amusement of his own name. Not only is he the newbie, but he’s also been spotted multiple times flirting with another newbie, Nora. Let’s just hope he really doesn’t live up to his creepy horror-movie name potential.
The other day some unnamed idiot thought it would be funny to hit on my little sister. Just a warning to all you guys at NDAA who actually read this blog, I pulled a gun on the last guy, so watch out. I’d really like Luciana to retain her childlike innocence for as far into her teen years as she can get. And I think my other sisters agree, so just be careful.
It’s late and I have a huge test in Classified Conduct tomorrow so I need my beauty rest. I’ll try to keep you up to date with the latest at NDAA. You know you love me for it.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Hey Secret Sisterhood fans. Welcome to Noble Gossip your one and only source into the clandestine lives of the CIA’s future secret agents. Here, you can find out all you need and want to know about what really happens at Noble Duplicity Academy of the Arts. Even some things you don’t want to know. So let’s get started dishing all the dirt going around our lovely little academy.
There’s a little bit of rivalry going on between the two nagging blue-eyed blondes we all love to hate. Veronica and Robin both seem to have strong feelings for a specific Jerrold. Looks like a Barbie battle over Ken if you ask me. And I mean Ken in the worst possible way, like, post-Barbie.
Victoria and her recurring boyfriend Carle are going strong according to my sources. Little does this bitchy red-head know is that as soon as her knight in tin foil realizes there are other females at this school who don’t wear designer knock-offs, she’ll be kicked to the curb once again. Oh, won’t that be a Kodak moment? That isn’t the only rumored gossip with the star of the Wish-I’d-Never-Met club. According to my sources which are as a matter of fact directly from her (well, eavesdropping, ok?), one of her ex-boyfriends, Larry, still has feelings for her and is expressing them when they’re in private. I can’t wait for the day when someone, say, me, accidentally stumbles across them making out in a closet, with my camera phone at the ready.
Ashleigh was spotted buying more hair-dye in town on Saturday. It’s amazing her hair hasn’t fallen out by now or the National Guard hasn’t declared her a terrorist threat because of her visibility from Mars. My very own sister Alianne was caught breaking into the chemistry lab after midnight. Yes, you guessed right; she was looking for firecracker explosives. She’s also being virtually stalked (literally! on the internet!) by some psycho named Ethan. I bet anyone ten bucks he’ll post a comment on this blog before the month is out. Guaranteed.
That’s all for now. The school year’s just getting underway, after all. I’ll keep you posted on all the juicy rumors happening at NDAA.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
There’s a little bit of rivalry going on between the two nagging blue-eyed blondes we all love to hate. Veronica and Robin both seem to have strong feelings for a specific Jerrold. Looks like a Barbie battle over Ken if you ask me. And I mean Ken in the worst possible way, like, post-Barbie.
Victoria and her recurring boyfriend Carle are going strong according to my sources. Little does this bitchy red-head know is that as soon as her knight in tin foil realizes there are other females at this school who don’t wear designer knock-offs, she’ll be kicked to the curb once again. Oh, won’t that be a Kodak moment? That isn’t the only rumored gossip with the star of the Wish-I’d-Never-Met club. According to my sources which are as a matter of fact directly from her (well, eavesdropping, ok?), one of her ex-boyfriends, Larry, still has feelings for her and is expressing them when they’re in private. I can’t wait for the day when someone, say, me, accidentally stumbles across them making out in a closet, with my camera phone at the ready.
Ashleigh was spotted buying more hair-dye in town on Saturday. It’s amazing her hair hasn’t fallen out by now or the National Guard hasn’t declared her a terrorist threat because of her visibility from Mars. My very own sister Alianne was caught breaking into the chemistry lab after midnight. Yes, you guessed right; she was looking for firecracker explosives. She’s also being virtually stalked (literally! on the internet!) by some psycho named Ethan. I bet anyone ten bucks he’ll post a comment on this blog before the month is out. Guaranteed.
That’s all for now. The school year’s just getting underway, after all. I’ll keep you posted on all the juicy rumors happening at NDAA.
Noble Duplicity’s very own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan
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