Hey Secret Sisterhood fans. Welcome to Noble Gossip your one and only source into the clandestine lives of the CIA’s future secret agents. Here, you can find out all you need and want to know about what really happens at Noble Duplicity Academy of the Arts. Even some things you don’t want to know. So let’s get started dishing all the dirt going around our lovely little academy.
There’s a little bit of rivalry going on between the two nagging blue-eyed blondes we all love to hate. Veronica and Robin both seem to have strong feelings for a specific Jerrold. Looks like a Barbie battle over Ken if you ask me. And I mean Ken in the worst possible way, like, post-Barbie.
Victoria and her recurring boyfriend Carle are going strong according to my sources. Little does this bitchy red-head know is that as soon as her knight in tin foil realizes there are other females at this school who don’t wear designer knock-offs, she’ll be kicked to the curb once again. Oh, won’t that be a Kodak moment? That isn’t the only rumored gossip with the star of the Wish-I’d-Never-Met club. According to my sources which are as a matter of fact directly from her (well, eavesdropping, ok?), one of her ex-boyfriends, Larry, still has feelings for her and is expressing them when they’re in private. I can’t wait for the day when someone, say, me, accidentally stumbles across them making out in a closet, with my camera phone at the ready.
Ashleigh was spotted buying more hair-dye in town on Saturday. It’s amazing her hair hasn’t fallen out by now or the National Guard hasn’t declared her a terrorist threat because of her visibility from Mars. My very own sister Alianne was caught breaking into the chemistry lab after midnight. Yes, you guessed right; she was looking for firecracker explosives. She’s also being virtually stalked (literally! on the internet!) by some psycho named Ethan. I bet anyone ten bucks he’ll post a comment on this blog before the month is out. Guaranteed.
That’s all for now. The school year’s just getting underway, after all. I’ll keep you posted on all the juicy rumors happening at NDAA.

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