Aw, thanks Beth! I just realized that someone actually does read my blog. Maybe I should post more... so here's the latest!


Remember the Barbies? One of them besides still obsessing over what's-his-face has pretty much fallen off the radar while the other made quite an impression with her new style. It shocked all when we discovered that there's a new doll at school... EMO BARBIE! Yes, she officially looks like Little Jenny Humphrey on the bad side with a touch of mad makeup. I mean, I knew she liked Gossip Girl but making yourself look like material for our new kid, Emo Guy? All she needs now are the wrist cuts.


Speaking of new kids, our latest is... well I don't know his name and quite frankly could care less. Let's just refer to him as Emo Freak. Anywhoo I swear he spends more time on his hair than I do while getting ready for a date. Seriously. It's a little creepy. But we do know this about him: he likes Miranda and... *drumroll please* Victoria. Yeah, you read right. Worst part? She flirts right back. Can you say "EWWW!!"! Hey maybe we'll get lucky and he'll go after hs own kind, Emo Barbie.


Hmm so speaking of guys that like Miranda, traiterous Larry has aimed his obsessions at her. Here's a quote "I'm not obsessed, I'm devoted."

No more comment.

Oh and Larry changed his name to Szanderz Larry Zimbabwe.

Again, no comment.



The basketball team has been a little crazy. My own sister, Lucy, is on the team and has been sucked in by their creepiness. Lunch together every Wednesday? Hanging at each other's houses? Matching jewelry? Boycotting dress code to wear basketball jerseys? Yeah, some heads are gonna roll if they keep that up.


SHAKESPEARE PARTS ARE GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED IN LIKE, TEN MINUTES!!!
FINALLY!!!

And one more thing for you to ponder until I get around to posting next... what's up with Genevieve and Adrian?? A little romance??

Discouraging but I'm to Blame I Suppose

Looking back even though I've barely posted, the only comments I have gotten are by my sister's stalker. Very discouraging even though, yeah, I've only posted four times. Well opera is coming up and we all now there's usually more drama in classes then the actual performance. I'll be posting within the next week with the NDAA opera gossip.

Check back later. ~ Isabella

Ok, ok, ok...

Ok I feel bad for not keeping my word to write. It took me a while; hey, I have midterms. Speaking of school, i have been ceaselessly annoyed lately by the unwashed miscreants that go to Noble Duplicity. Well, maybe besides James Cambridge but that's another gossip post ;-), for another day. So as I was saying, the unwashed miscreants have been annoying me recently. Here are my fifteen reasons why:


Fifteen Reasons Why I Hate The Teenage Male Species

1. They think they’re God’s greatest gift to Earth and humankind.

2. They think they can use girls as ego boosters and basically trophies which is so nineteenth century, fellas. There’s a thing called suffrage and equal rights nowadays. That isn’t going to change as you get older.

3. Just as well they think they can cheat on their girlfriends without remorse which is pathetically awful.

4. They believe that only guys can break up with girls because they spaz when it’s the other way around. Get. A. Life.

5. All they EVER talk about is which girls at school are hot and who they want to sleep with, I swear to God! It’s so annoying! We don’t want to sleep with you! Don’t talk about it during chemistry class!

6. They think disgusting things such as war, farting, burping, and racism are hilarious. That’s ridiculous.

7. They have no self-respect or self-decency at least when they’re around their friends. Don’t be a Danny Zucko.

8. They laugh at the stupidest asinine retarded stuff. Hamsters, pencils on the floor, and lined notebook paper shouldn’t cause side-splitting laughter. If they do then I am way behind my generation. As well as every other female in this world. Well, maybe besides Veronica.

9. They think anyone who doesn’t blow off school or life is up-tight or bossy. What does that make you then? Slack-jawed losers?

10. They take no responsibility for their actions WHATSOEVER!

11. Hello, ever heard of chivalry? Oh yeah that’s right; it’s extinct. Thanks guys.

12. Hmmm, ever heard of being open-minded every once in a while? We’re smart, not single IQ level sea monkeys; we have good ideas.

13. They grow into men. No comment.

14. They always think we’re like, out to get them or something. Uh, sorry buddy but I really couldn’t give a crap about you enough to waste my precious time trying to get you in trouble.

15. THEY DON’T LISTEN!!!!!!


BONUS:
They’re like werewolves. Gross, hairy, temperamental, but quite pleasant… if IQs in the double digits I your kind of thing.

*PLEASE NOTE: If you are a teenage boy who does not atted Noble Duplicity, please don't take offense to this post. It only goes for the miscreant spy boys.*

So there you go. I have to go now because I'm watching Mission Impossible II in the lounge. We have to create a situation similar to the ones in the movie and create a way to solve it using new devices and high-tech gear... all that crap :P. Really us girls are just fawning over how hot Tommy Cruise's hair is. Yup, I called him Tommy. And the boys aren't very happy about it. Lol well I post hopefully in the near future with the gossip. Byes!

Noble Duplicity's Very Own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan