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Ok I feel bad for not keeping my word to write. It took me a while; hey, I have midterms. Speaking of school, i have been ceaselessly annoyed lately by the unwashed miscreants that go to Noble Duplicity. Well, maybe besides James Cambridge but that's another gossip post ;-), for another day. So as I was saying, the unwashed miscreants have been annoying me recently. Here are my fifteen reasons why:


Fifteen Reasons Why I Hate The Teenage Male Species

1. They think they’re God’s greatest gift to Earth and humankind.

2. They think they can use girls as ego boosters and basically trophies which is so nineteenth century, fellas. There’s a thing called suffrage and equal rights nowadays. That isn’t going to change as you get older.

3. Just as well they think they can cheat on their girlfriends without remorse which is pathetically awful.

4. They believe that only guys can break up with girls because they spaz when it’s the other way around. Get. A. Life.

5. All they EVER talk about is which girls at school are hot and who they want to sleep with, I swear to God! It’s so annoying! We don’t want to sleep with you! Don’t talk about it during chemistry class!

6. They think disgusting things such as war, farting, burping, and racism are hilarious. That’s ridiculous.

7. They have no self-respect or self-decency at least when they’re around their friends. Don’t be a Danny Zucko.

8. They laugh at the stupidest asinine retarded stuff. Hamsters, pencils on the floor, and lined notebook paper shouldn’t cause side-splitting laughter. If they do then I am way behind my generation. As well as every other female in this world. Well, maybe besides Veronica.

9. They think anyone who doesn’t blow off school or life is up-tight or bossy. What does that make you then? Slack-jawed losers?

10. They take no responsibility for their actions WHATSOEVER!

11. Hello, ever heard of chivalry? Oh yeah that’s right; it’s extinct. Thanks guys.

12. Hmmm, ever heard of being open-minded every once in a while? We’re smart, not single IQ level sea monkeys; we have good ideas.

13. They grow into men. No comment.

14. They always think we’re like, out to get them or something. Uh, sorry buddy but I really couldn’t give a crap about you enough to waste my precious time trying to get you in trouble.

15. THEY DON’T LISTEN!!!!!!


BONUS:
They’re like werewolves. Gross, hairy, temperamental, but quite pleasant… if IQs in the double digits I your kind of thing.

*PLEASE NOTE: If you are a teenage boy who does not atted Noble Duplicity, please don't take offense to this post. It only goes for the miscreant spy boys.*

So there you go. I have to go now because I'm watching Mission Impossible II in the lounge. We have to create a situation similar to the ones in the movie and create a way to solve it using new devices and high-tech gear... all that crap :P. Really us girls are just fawning over how hot Tommy Cruise's hair is. Yup, I called him Tommy. And the boys aren't very happy about it. Lol well I post hopefully in the near future with the gossip. Byes!

Noble Duplicity's Very Own Gossip Girl,
Isabella Morrigan