We Have Clearance!!

All right, I suppose it's time to tell you why I haven't updated you since freshman year.
Believe it or not, the CIA found out about my blog and had to clear it, because I was 'releasing inside information to the civilian population'.

Who knew those stuffy agents cared about Victoria's current hair color?

Apart from this, I must tell you the latest! You've missed out on the sophomore year drama but maybe that's for the best; it was a pretty wild one.

Icky Vicky once again put our Larry under her spell, from the beginning of last year. Most people ask why I even care who he dates, but wouldn't you mind if one best guy pal thought it was normal to play tonsil tennis with Normal Society's Enemy Numero Uno? Luck has it for me, though! I've just received word that my dear friend broke it off. Not only this, but the red head from hell has a new boytoy! She doesn't waste daylight, now does she?

Jake, a little flame I had the beginning of freshman year, also fell into the clutches of an evil source. This one is a little too dumb for her own good. Gabriella, most likely the least-intelligent sixteen year old to roam this planet must've hypnotized Jake or something, because they lasted a whole three months! *rolls eyes* Trust me, it felt much longer. The little skank dumped him because she was afraid she'd cheat on him over the summer. Hellooo, does it get any sluttier than that??

My twinsie Aly and her boy, William are currently inseperable. How he manages to put up with her insanity is beyond me. In fact, how SHE manages to deal with his utter grossness and annoyance is beyond me. But it's my sister and we ALL know how stubborn she is.

The absolute latest that most everyone at Noble Duplicity hasn't even heard yet? This little bit revolves around Ashleigh and Garrett. Ashleigh took a trip back to her old home up in Michigan to visit her old friends. Her exboyfriend Mitch lives there as well, so guess where ol' Ash decided to stay for her nights? Yes, of course, she stayed her days and nights at Mitch's house... then wonders how she accidentally managed to spend the night with him, thus cheating on Garrett.

And WOAH was this blow-up a doozie! Ashleigh denied it all to Garrett, even though Ash's friends told him it was true. They broke up... for a whole five hours? Yep, he took her lying ass back. Better yet, he's cheated on her before too! You know what they say; the couple that cheats together, stays together.

I'm looking forward to school starting. The first month always goes okay, with whispers about summer flings, back-to-school antics, and then there's the freshman to mess with. But once things get rolling, knives starting slashes, nails come out, and BAM... jealous spy boys are the best :)

Love to all
xoxo